Today we mourn a true work of art, a delicious treat, and a friend. Fred Fredburger as he was known to some... or rather... myself and Dona Q., was a burger of values and loyalty. He would never deny Paul Bunyan a bite of his delicious meat if he was hungry. We know this to be true, due to the large bite taken out of his delicate, juicy skin. Dona and I knew this kind soul for a long 15 minutes while we were taking pictures of him and his good friend Bart the french fry statue. Fred Fredburger was taken from us a week later when students of USU returned from Spring Break to find him a puddle of dirty snow water on the cold pavement. The cause of death is still unknown, but the USU campus police believe that the warm temperature is a prime suspect in this ongoing investigation. Fred Fredburger will not be forgotten, and he will live on in our hearts, or until someone builds another one next winter.
